Chapters The Book of Milk Chapter 16
As the herd was led towards the corral, Puffycunt was shaking herself dry and noticed again how her udders made her sway. Although they were less full now, they still had a significant weight. Looking at some of the other cows, Puffycunt’s udders looked even larger than theirs, but she was sure that she imagined that as well. “Of course they look more big, they are more near.” Suddenly, she shuddered, this time because a gust of wind had hit her still wet body. It had become colder since the last when outside.
After a short trot, always following her herd like a good cow, they had reached the corral and entered it. Puffycunt didn’t look forward to it, but she knew the Caretaker wouldn’t make the herd do this without a good reason. “Caretaker is always right.” she thought. Dutifully, she entered the corral and had just finished her first round, as she heard the Caretaker talk with Caretalker off to the side, occasionally cracking his whip between sentences.
“Hey, [CARETAKER], I followed your advice and tried out Puffycunt. You were right, she blows like a hoover, hahahaha!”
“What did I tell ya? I let her suck my dick three times already and she actually gets better every time. A natural cocksucker that cow!”
“The dumb ones always are. Nothing in their stupid heads but slutty instincts. I bet this one was whoring herself out even before she got here.”
“You know, I actually think that one was a cheap hooker before. Or was that 88? Well, they’re all the same anyway.”
“Well, enjoy her while you can. The boss is coming tomorrow and wants to have a look at her. He reckons she’s ready for sale.”
“Pity we can’t [REWARD] her properly. But that’s why it’s good to be the boss, I guess.”
Puffycunt had tried to follow the conversation while walking in the circle. Thankfully, Caretaker and Caretaker had been loud enough to be heard over the trampling sounds of all the hooves. But this made it no less difficult for Puffycunt to understand it. Some of the words had been alien to her (instings? hookaw?), but she had grasped enough of it to gain a general impression of the exchange, which she mulled over in her head while still walking automatically.
“Caretaker… he said this cow sucked his cock… like Caretaker… but it was only Caretaker this when. And this cow didn’t suck Caretaker’s cock any when before this when, or did she?” She had finished another round, but her mind was still processing. “And Caretaker said someone named ‘Boss’ is coming? And Puffycunt is ready for… something?” Suddenly, she remembered the other talk she had overheard with this man named Boss. “But there he said it would take a… some long when until this cow was ready. And this cow has only been here one when and one when and one when and…”
Puffycunt’s eyes widened. Suddenly everything fell into place. Her bigger udders, Caretaker’s… talkings on the ringy thing, even the… outside being colder! There was only one possible… why for this: She had been here a long when, but she… unthought some of the whens because they were so same! Or the voice did!
The sudden realization made Puffycunt stumble and she hit the humming outer ring of the corral hard. Suddenly, she felt a jolt through her hips where it had struck the metal. “It’s zap zappy too!” she thought, just as she heard the voice go:
[ERROR. ERROR. OVERCHARGE. EMERGENCY REBOOT.]
Had she already experienced this some when before? She wasn’t sure. But she still remembered when the… zap stick of Caretaker had shocked her. How the voice had been silent for a while, as it was now. Except this shock from the corral had been a lot less bad, it hurt but Puffycunt could still walk. “It’s just to small hurt, not to lots hurt like the zap stick. But still too lots for the voice.” she thought.
Looking at the outer ring, she noticed something else. Not all parts of the circular fence were the same. While the individual parts were usually linked to together, at one point there was a latch similar to the one at the barn door. “It holds it close!” Puffycunt thought. And it was this spot where Caretaker was opening and closing it. To test her theory, the next time she walked past it, she bumped it on purpose. The shock stung, but she heard the voice again [ERROR. ERROR. OVERCHARGE. EMERGENCY REBOOT RESTARTING.] and there was the feeling of the ring giving way just a little bit. “If the small metal thing is broke, the round thing will open!”
As she formulated these thoughts, she also noticed that her head was suddenly free of whispers which Puffycunt hadn’t even been aware of, and she felt her head become clearer. “This cow still can’t think so good but she needs to get out of here! But how?” She looked around herself and only saw the same barn, the same yard, the same… not-barn and… no, there was something not same! The metal thing was not there in front of the not-barn. And now she could see what was behind the metal thing, what had been there all the time: A gate! And it was open! And beyond that she could see a long… hard-way and way in the distance… another not-barn?
[REBOOT FINISHED. ESCAPE ATTEMPT DETECTED. IDENTIFYING REASON: VISUAL INFORMATION CREATES DESIRE OF ESCAPE. SOLUTION: REDUCTION OF VISUAL ACUITY.]
Suddenly, the not-barn and the hard-way she had been looking at blurred until they were just blotches of color. Even the gate was now only a vague rectangle. Puffycunt blinked repeatedly, but it didn’t change anything. Horrified, she mooed loudly.
“Noooo! Leave Puffycunt’s eyes alone! Puffycunt doesn’t want to be blind! Please!” Unsurprisingly, the voice didn’t answer, yet now everything beyond a few steps in every direction was completely blurry. And it got even blurrier as tears filled her now extremely short-sighted eyes.
It was too much. Something inside Puffycunt’s mind broke and she suddenly turned completely mindless with panic. As luck would have it, as she trashed around mindlessly, she just happened to hit the ring again and the voice blared [ERROR. ERROR. OVERCHARGE. EMERGENCY REBOOT.] in her mind and suddenly, the clasp keeping the corral closed finally snapped and the circle opened.
Still not thinking clearly, Puffycunt mooed loudly and started to run. She just wanted to get away, away from this nightmare, away from the barn, away from the Caretaker. Thanks to their herd instinct, all the other cows followed her out of the corral as well, mooing just like she did. The caretakers managed to stop some of them with their cattleprods, and others fell down on their own as their voices made them stop. But it gave Puffycunt enough time to reach the gate, which turned from a blurry form into an opening in the fence again, although one that was closing fast. Running as fast as her hooves managed, her huge udders sloshing and swinging painfully, she managed to get through the gate in the very last second before the clanging sound of it closing rang out behind her, and she kept on running, the shouts of the caretakers fading behind her. She heard one more thing however as she ran, with the sun beating down on her.
[REBOOT FINISHED. DANGER: COW 87/PUFFYCUNT HAS LEFT PERIMETER. LOCAL SERVER CONNECTION LOST BEFORE SYNC. NO BACKUP REGIONAL SERVER CONNECTION INITIALIZED. NO GLOBAL GPS CONNECTION INITIALIZED. CENTRAL IMPLANT SWITCHING INTO STAND-BY MODE.]
